cплошной "ахлабыдыщь!" © chemical bro ©
из глубины глубин того днища, на котором я сейчас нахожусь, я выкидываю наверх фик с самым офигенским nerd!Simon в моей жизни. это Simon!centric и он ОФИГИТЕЛЕН. юмор, юст, поведение героев - все это просто "пади на колени и молись чтобы автор писал еще"
кажется, на него даже уже запросили перевод и получили разрешение

I know what you are (say it) bisexual (6338 words) by thankyouforexisting
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Shadowhunters (TV), Mortal Instruments Series - Cassandra Clare
Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
Relationships: Simon Lewis/Raphael Santiago
Characters: Simon Lewis, Raphael Santiago, Clary Fray, Other Vampires
Additional Tags: Crack, Humor, Humour, Jokes, Spoilers 1x12, Get Together, Hotel Dumort, Vampires, Werewolf, Advisor!Simon, Gettting used to being a vampire, Suits, Suit Shopping, Simon wearing Raphael's suit, Raphael speaking in Spanish, Denial, Downworlder ball, Sharing Clothes, UST, Nerdy Simon, Twilight is mentioned a lot

Simon tells himself,

It’s not gay, it’s not gay, I’m totally not checking him out, he just had that stain on his right trouser leg….

Raphael is, apparently, a rich as fuck vampire, because the suit shop they go in is fancy as hell. They park in the basement, because, uh, sunlight, and even though dusk has fallen it’s better to be safe than sorry (sorry meaning dead). Raphael keeps smirking, which does nothing to help Simon’s inner mantra that consists of

I’m straight, I’m straight holy fuck is he licking his lip- I’m straight..

“This,” the vampire announces as they walk into the shop, smiling faintly, looking, almost for the first time since Simon’s met him, as if he’s relaxed, “is the greatest place in the world, Simon Lewis.”

He looks at him then, grinning, eyes dark, shining, looking more polished than ever but somehow oddly vulnerable, and Simon’s breath hitches, his insides turning to goo.

His mantra becomes

Let me not jump him, or, at least, not in public..

мама Саймона бесподобная женщина - fight me. и я хотела поменять саммари, но не хочу спойлерить. лучше пойду еще раз перечитаю, умываясь слезами счастья чтоб все фики такие были гспди

@темы: фанфикшн, у нас тут СВОЯ АТМОСФЕРА, сериалы, в моем мире живут только пони, you have failed me, brain (c), HOLY COW